Farceur: And the starfish said ' How about you just have some crumpets!'
Listener: oh, nice ha.
Listener:hm hmm heh.
Farceur: No It's like ' some crumpets elk grass!'
Farceur: hahahahhehe. Haha. Heh. and then he carjacks an elephant!
Comic: Because there was a rooster on the other side!
Comic: hahahahahah, And then he jumped in a volcano!
Listener: (hesitantly) Eh, heh.
Comic: And it ate a nuclear bomb!
Listener: Uh, nope not at all, stop right there.
Wisecracker: And then he jumped out of the bushes and said ' Wheres my Rolex!?'
Listener: yeah heh.
Wisecracker hah, no, how about: haha, I don't heh, maybe one lawyer said to, heh the other...